A special moment in any man's life is his bachelor party.  A fun night set up by his friends (and his best man) full of what could be things that wouldn't normally be done (and even more embarrasing than usual for that special person).  But enough of the poetic images and eloquent words, on to the night of fun...for Matt!

 Perhaps some think of it as a black mark, set upon them by the wiles of love.  I suppose Matt could have thought that with the way his night turned out.  But first, a few simple, innocent gifts... wait, did I just say innocent?  Oh how wrong of me ^_~, time to poke fun at Matt for his voluntary binding. Some fuzzy handcuffs and his own personal throne for a place of solitude (ie a toilet seat of his VERY own! :P).

 Don't they look oh so nice?  I certainly hope Matt thinks so and makes good use of them :P.  But wait, the gift giving isn't over...oh no.  His best man certainly had something else in store for him, the prisoner of the night.  But what else for a prisoner?  He already has handcuffs, and such spiffy ones at that, and a jumpsuit wouldn't be that much fun...  Ah yes, a nice custom made ball and chain :).

 
Just look at the best man displaying such a well crafted gift, and fitting it on to the groom to be as well! Have you seen such service? :P  And of course the poor guy had to pose for the ever watching camera.  But you know, what's the good of a gift if he can't make use of them?  Certainly he had to try the ball and chain on...for the WHOLE NIGHT.  Talk about a dead man walking...and his last wish it seems was to see a new movie out, Transformers!

Look out, dead man walking!  Well, we could have called that out but we decided to be a little nice in public.  At least no one new him in public (or anyone of us for that matter :x).  Isn't it a lovely display, that ball and chain about his leg as he walks in public?  We certainly thought it was...but eventually times had to come to an end.

 These are just a few last shots of the poor guy, put behind bars while he was to eat his last meal as a (sort of) free man.  In the shots are two of the three guards that escorted him that evening (the other one was the one that put the ball and chain on).

 If all else fails, just SKIP IT! (cue video...look below :P)